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You've surfed your way to my first home page on the WWW! It's actually located in the Fortune City community of Lavender Hill for movie fanatics, though you can't tell because of my cool new web address from V3 Redirect. Be sure to bookmark my new URL as well as a couple of bonus gem sites no computer geek should be without! |
Damn straight this is it. And if it weren't for the start-up templates, you wouldn't even see THIS! Yes, this site is brand spanking new and officially "under construction." Not sure what that means yet since I'm new at this, but hey I'm game for ideas.
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| Why Are You Blowing Me Off?! (Top Ten from recent emails) | |||||||||||||||||||
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10. (okay, so I don't have ten yet)
9. (not that I'm collecting 'em...) 8. (in fact, I've decided I won't deserve any more nasty emails! ;P ) 7. "YOU'VE LEFT THE COUNTRY AGAIN." 6. "HIS STUPID COMPUTER KEEPS CRASHING 'CAUSE HE KEEPS F@?%ING WITH IT." 5. "YOUR TRAPPED UNDER SOMETHING HEAVY AND YOU'RE STARVING TO DEATH." 4. "YOU MUST BE HAVING SEX ALL THE TIME WITH YOUR HUGE HAREM OF NYMPHOMANIAC PARISIAN BABES." 3. "YOU SMOKED A BAD FATTY AND YOU STILL CAN'T SHAKE THE HIGH." 2. "YOUR HAIR HAS GOTTEN SO LONG THAT YOU CANNOT SEE YOUR MONITOR." and (drum roll...) 1. "YOU'RE PROBABLY REALLY BUSY WRITING, BUT..."
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